www.dakurajsingh.com


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WELCOME

TO OUR DIGITAL GROUND FLOOR OFFICE OF THE "TOP DRAWER".



!!!For any kind of deadly communications with all ages and all sages!!!





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For all the suggestions and communications, please "D"- mail to:

Subject:

"Attention, Site Propagator."


ice@dakurajsingh.com





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For soft creative inputs, soulful outputs and all personal problems in life which no one seems to be able to solve, please "D"- mail to:

Subject:

"Attention, Creative Director."


oasis@dakurajsingh.com


(FOR PERSONAL PROBLEMS, TO GET HELP FASTER, PLEASE SEND A HISTORY OF YOURSELF ALONG WITH YOUR PROBLEM.)





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For all daku sponsorship communications, the "World Wide Wrights" Project or Venture List Finance Availability, please "D"- mail to:

Subject:

"Attention, Jungle Officiator."


rainbow@dakurajsingh.com





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For the contributors to our online "Terror Crime" Views Dialogue, please "D"- mail to:

Subject:

"Attention, Peace Negotiators."


voltage@dakurajsingh.com





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If you wish to organize official company communication, or officially complain against any of the mail administrators, please "D"-mail to:

Subject:

"Attention, Website Administrator."


www@dakurajsingh.com





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In case of friendly / hostile aliens, global human emergencies, gifts or donation cheques and drafts please hand-post your urgent-help-needed requests / gifts / donations addressed to the website frontline human representative, by the devine grace of "The Jolly Roger" itself, our very own explosive salt&pepper-moustached captain of the jungle, the one and only...

CAPTAIN WAKARI MAASTA

AT

P.O.BOX 8600
SAMTA NAGAR POST OFFICE
KANDIVLI (E)
MUMBAI 400101
INDIASTAN


OR

"D"- mail to:

Subject:

"Most kind attention, Captain Wakari Maasta."


ghosts@dakurajsingh.com

OR

CALL CAPTAIN ON
00-91-9322624674






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THE ANGRY, TOUGH, DANGEROUS DEVILS MAY CONTACT

CAPTAIN JAMISH DOBO

"D"- mail to:

Subject:

"Humble & kind attention, Captain Jamish Dobo."


ghosts@dakurajsingh.com

...OR CALL CAPTAIN DOBO ON...

00-91-9322624674

(ANYTIME INCOMING TEXT AND CALL FACILITY.)

(IF UNANSWERED TO, PLEASE CALL AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.)

(CAPTAIN IS BUSY 24/7.)


(WARNING: ALL "SMART HOLES" MUST ALWAYS BE READY TO GET AN ANYTIME-DOBO-THROATFORCE-PIPEPURGE!)





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All depressed people and all doubtful people who wish to get a last piece of advice before committing crime or suicide may call the international help line at anytime:

CAPTAIN EDWO EBBHUB
00-91-8291416417






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All GLOBAL AND LOCAL POLITICAL & RELIGIOUS LEADERS may contact the Website's President/CEO by "D"- mail to RAJKUMAR DAAHIMA on

president@dakurajsingh.com


Or else, all GLOBAL AND LOCAL POLITICAL & RELIGIOUS LEADERS may call on the Website's President/CEO's personal in-coming mobile phone number:

00-91-9221173748






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All citizens of the world may call on the website's official mobile phone number at anytime for anything:

00-91-8291416417






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All fan "D"- mail may be sent to:

Subject:

"At ease! Your-topic-or-type-JUST."


denjuteam@gmail.com


(The creators of the website have intentionally maintained the fan "D"-mail as a general mail account.)

(This is to include the cyber world as an integral part of the website's flight into the spacetime of the glorious future of our beloved planet, Mother Earth.)

(If Google has a problem with this, they may "D"- mail us to: www@dakurajsingh.com .)

(If Google does not have a problem with this but instead wish to tie up with the website in any which way possible, they may "D"- mail to
RAJKUMAR DAAHIMA
on: ceo@dakurajsingh.com )





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All "COMMON" CITIZENS OF THE WORLD may also call the official mobile number of the website, for sharing their grief / joy of living.

"Common" citizens must remember that true happiness can be achieved only when there is no poverty, disease and strife on planet Earth, when all of humanity is happy at the same time. The website's goal of "Heaven On Earth by 2045" will be achieved only when all children get their daily dose of food, water, chocolates, ice-creams, sweets & puddings, health treatment, education, shelter, security, hugs, toys, laughter and happiness.

It will also be worthwhile to mention here that all human beings below the age of 100 years are regarded as children by the President/CEO of this website.

"Common" citizens involved in helping the President to achieve the website's goal, or those interested in helping him achieve it, may call him at anytime for anything.

We are here to help.

May Goddeath bless us and bliss us all.

Amen.






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(PLEASE COMMUNICATE IN ENGLISH TO HELP US HELP YOU A.S.A.P.)

(WE SAY "D" - MAIL BECAUSE IT HELPS US TO DIE ALONG TOO.)

(THE CREATORS PROMISE THAT THEY WILL TRY TO READ ALL OF IT.)

(IN AS LITTLE TIME AS IS POSSIBLE.)


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