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CLAIM TO FAME.
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WHAT IS YOUR CLAIM TO FAME?
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"I AM THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD."
OK.
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"I AM THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PERSON IN THIS WORLD."
OK.
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"I AM THE FASTEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD."
OK.
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"I AM THE STRONGEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD."
OK.
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"I AM A FAMOUS PERSONALITY."
OK.
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"I AM A GOOD LOOKING PERSON."
OK.
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"I AM A MAGICIAN."
OK.
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"I AM A GREAT TALKER."
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"I OWN NUCLEAR WEAPONS."
OK.
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"I DO EVERYTHING LEGAL FOR MY PERSONAL GAIN ONLY."
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"I AM A SERVANT OF GOD."
GOOD. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HEAVEN.
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"I AM A POOR INNOCENT MAN."
GOOD. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HEAVEN.
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"I AM AN HONEST EGOLESS COMMON PERSON."
GOOD. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HEAVEN.
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"I AM AN HANDICAPPED PERSON."
GOOD. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HEAVEN.
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"I AM A SUFFERING PERSON."
GOOD. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HEAVEN.
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"I DO SELFLESS WORK FOR THE NEEDY."
GOOD. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HEAVEN.
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"I AM A SCIENTIST WHO WORKS FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY."
GOOD. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HEAVEN.
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"I AM ONLY A GENUINE CREATIVE PERSON."
GOOD. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HEAVEN.
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"I AM A FAILURE IN THIS WORLD."
GOOD. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HEAVEN.
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"I AM A CRIMINAL BUT HAVE GENUINELY STARTED REPENTENCE."
GOOD. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HEAVEN.
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"I AM AN EVIL PERSON."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I PRETEND TO BE A GOOD PERSON."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I ENJOY WHEN OTHERS ARE IN PAIN."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I WANT TO ALWAYS BE RIGHT."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I LIE."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I LOOK OUT ONLY FOR HAVING SEX ANYWAY, EVERYWAY."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I BULLY WEAK PEOPLE."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I THINK THAT I AM GOD."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I FAKE AFFECTION."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I THINK THAT I AM THE BEST."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I THINK THAT I AM DOING A LOT OF THINGS."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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"I HAVE A BIG EGO."
OK. PLEASE SIT IN THE FLIGHT TO HELL.
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ANYONE?
WHAT?
NO ONE?
GOOD.
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GODDEATH HAS BLESSED US AND BLISSED US ALL.
AMEN.
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