"THIS IS MY SNOW SCULPTURE 'BOURGEOIS BUFFOON.' CAN YOU BELIEVE MOM REJECTED MY GRANT APPLICATION TO CONTINUE MAKING THESE?"

"WHY DO YOU NEED A GRANT?"
"I'M ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF ART! MY WORK DESERVES PUBLIC SUPPORT!"

"WHAT IF THE PUBLIC DOESN'T LIKE YOUR WORK?"
"THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT! THIS IS AVANT-GARDE STUFF. I'M CRITICIZING THE LOWBROWS WHO CAN'T APPRECIATE GREAT ART LIKE THIS!"

"BUT YOU'LL TAKE THEIR MONEY."
"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, SUFFER?!"

Courtesy and Regards:
Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, Friday, March 16, 2012, htcafe, Hindustan Times, Mumbai, Indiastan.