WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Thank you for visiting us at the dreaded jungles of "chaos" called life.
In India, "Daku" is a term used for people who go against the system. They are notorious renegades who fight the "civilised" society to set up a system of their own. These pirates have been feared by the residents of interior India in the past, the "Chambal Valley" in the center state of Madhya Pradesh being notoriously famous, the title "daku" itself sending shivers down the spines of people.
There have been "dakus" who have fought for their selfish reasons but some small bands of selfless pirates, like us, still operate independently against this politically and morally decaying race called humanity!
Yes guys, we are the Digital-Millennium-Version-FX217 of the traditional Indian dacoits, the pirate "Robin Hoods" of modern global society. We are a handful of "out-laws" who say what we have to and say it the way we want to.
The purpose of this site is to open the eyes of humanity to new ways of perception of old, endlessly unsolvable problem situations. We call it the Vertical Warp. Old stuff redefined with new sets of redesigned images to enhance instantaneous enjoyment of life.
So, stay alert, humanity, because...
WE ARE GOING TO RE-REDEFINE DEFINITIONS FOR YOU!!!!!
We will tell you how Einstein proved that there is nothing like a straight line between two points (the straight line being only a very, very, very small part of a very, very, very huge circle)!
And, since, everything in our life is defined through straight lines, obviously, nothing else exists too!!!
Get the picture?!!!?:)
The goal is simple...
ARE YOU HAPPY???
If yes, good...
If not, we dacoits are gladly willing to lend some happiness to you!
We do this by telling you stuff that most teachers omit in thier classes.
The UNSPOKEN meaning of life!
In short, this is a site you take shelter under when it's acid raining in the jungle and nuclear storming in your hearts!!!
We only wish we could serve you hot coffee, chocolate fudge, doughnuts and a hug as you wait in queue under leaking shelter for this raining chaos of life to finally get over.
We feel that even if we succeed in helping you rethink in the micro-millimeter range, we would have accomplished our purpose.
Chill, take your time. No one here is forcing you to enter the dreaded Chambal. No attractive prizes, gifts, coupons, tickets, discounts or half-clad, full-grown, asset-popping, bend-over beauties to lure you in.
"The Truth, The Truth, Only The Truth!"
If what we say does not change your viewpoint, you are welcome to curse us, like you do everything else, but to those who do happen to benefit from our site, they must go ahead and take part in, and make money from, the daku blast, which will commence as soon as global leaders wake up from their sleep!
Also, if you've got a problem with what you read on this site, please tell us about it and we will give you the most straight forward answer we can. No humbug or beating around the bush. Only the whole truth, as we see it!
God has designed life to be a non-stop, stupendous body dance. So, let us all just re-learn to tune into this subtle sensation of everlasting excitement and enjoy the blast!
THE CHOICE TO RUMBLE HAS ALWAYS BEEN WITH US.